Since it looks like Karl Miller will not be doing any Streams Of Consciousness shows in the near future and that Warp11 is becoming the hit band at warp speed, we will be closing down this site and recommend that you visit the Warp11BB for all your Karl Miller and Warp11 needs. It has been fun (although a bit expensive*)!

For all real purpose, this site is gone, but we are not sure when the content will no longer be readily available on the Internet.  TKMUFC Store was closed on June 19, 2003.  CafeStores will be handling all customer service and replacements or returns.

Live Long and Prosper!

The Karl Miller Unofficial Fan Club

*As we do not have decent paying jobs, we can't afford to continue this site. For what it costs to run the site, we could have given every visitor a copy of SMS and RA (ok, maybe not every visitor.)

PORTLAND, Oregon (AP) -- Position Available: Interpreter, must be fluent in Klingon.

The language created for the "Star Trek" TV series and movies is one of about 55 needed by the office that treats mental health patients in metropolitan Multnomah County.

"We have to provide information in all the languages our clients speak," said Jerry Jelusich, a procurement specialist for the county Department of Human Services, which serves about 60,000 mental health clients.

Although created for works of fiction, Klingon was designed to have a consistent grammar, syntax and vocabulary.

And now Multnomah County research has found that many people -- and not just fans -- consider it a complete language.

"There are some cases where we've had mental health patients where this was all they would speak," said the county's purchasing administrator, Franna Hathaway.

County officials said that obligates them to respond with a Klingon-English interpreter, putting the language of starship Enterprise officer Worf and other Klingon characters on a par with common languages such as Russian and Vietnamese, and less common tongues including Dari and Tongan.

With all the space seed Captain Kirk spread around the galaxy, it figured he'd eventually hear the phrase "semen-related lawsuit."

Click here for the story @ E! Online.

Monolith Press Announces Availability of Dancing Barefoot

Monolith Press is proud to announce the forthcoming release Wil Wheaton's first book, Dancing Barefoot.

Dancing Barefoot, described as genuinely astonishing," contains five short-but-true stories inspired by Wheaton's experiences as a Star Trek actor, husband, and stepfather.

Dancing Barefoot is exclusively available at monolithpress.com, with a street date of May 27, 2003, but is immediately available for pre-ordering.

Wil Wheaton is most noted for his roles in the movie "Stand By Me" and the television hit series "Star Trek: The Next Generation". Over 500,000 unique visitors a month read his weblog at wilwheaton.net.

About Monolith Press
Founded by Wil Wheaton, Monolith Press has many of the same goals as the larger publishing houses: educate, entertain and explore new talent. Monolith Press is dedicated to giving the unconventional artist a voice and a platform that is easily accessible by many.

Quality, not quantity, is our bottom line.

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One of our fans sent us this link to tide us over until Karl does another show...

(18 and over)

This is might be the last post for The Karl Miller Fan Club.

It was fun while it lasted.

We hope to see you @ the Warp 11 Live Shows...

So Long and Thanks for all the Fish!

Visit the following sites for the latest Karl Miller info...

http://www.SeriousMagic.com/soc.cfm
http://www.Warp11.com
http://www.Warp11bb.com

The KMUFC site and Store will might go offline by June 19, 2003.

CLEARANCE @ TKMUFC Store!
New Low Prices!

For those of you asking, we are coming back!

Sometime after the moon is dark, we will be back to posting on a more "normal" schedule... then again, if the Warp 11 shows keep getting better each time, we might just wander around waiting for the next performance.

Karl Miller
is a
Haggis-Eating Proboscis Monkey

...with a Battle Rating of 6.6

After 2 albums with Warp 11, Karl Miller has decided that it is time to release a solo album.

"While Warp11 has been a great experience, I find myself restricted. I need to release my creative and sensitive side.", said Karl Miller during an exclusive interview with TKMUFC.

"We are all having fun playing our live gigs and working on the next album, but the Star Trek thing is too restrictive for my creativity.  I want more!  I have been working on my attempt to be on the next American Idol series as well as a unamed pilot for CBS/Endermol."

"While I hope everyone comes out to Warp 11's next gig's and to see me at NAB, I do hope they understand my need to release 'Karl Miller: The Manilow Years'."

"KM:TMY" should be available at Tower Records and Raley's/BelAir today.

There seems to be technical difficulties with the Warp11BB.com redirect to the ezBoard.

Here is a link directly to the Warp11 Bulletin Board at ezBoard:

http://pub21.ezboard.com/fwarp11bbfrm1

Seems to be fixed.  http://www.Warp11BB.com